Merry Christmas! I hope your holidays are lovely.
While I was out shopping today I came up with an idea for a story that I’ll write between Frogs in the Brine and its sequel. It’s going to be a sci-fi, done in my classic style. I already have a title for it, but you’ll just have to wait.
Has anyone else noticed that on Twitter, unless you keep up with it constantly all day long, and especially if you’re following a reasonable amount of people, it just turns into a big wall of text? Especially if some of those accounts are the sort that like to post 50 million tweets a day, like some businesses do.
It’s going to be some time before Frogs in the Brine is available, so I thought it’d be fun to share some strange poo facts in the mean-time. This time, we’ll be focusing on green poop.
Often, green poop is the result of eating green vegetables or foods with heavy amounts of food coloring. However, you can still have green poop even without those sources.
Poop actually starts off green, and as it travels through the intestines it turns brown. If poop comes out green, that could mean it traveled through the intestines too quickly and didn’t have a chance to turn to brown. So if you’re having green poop, you’re being a poop cannon.
I thought this would be appropriate artwork for around here.
Poking around on Twitter, I noticed how many celebrities try to go out of their way to seem edgy and relevant, whether it’s John Cusack using foul language in his Twitter description or Pee-Wee Herman calling himself a rebel. The best example of this though is Bob Saget.
It’s as if Bob Saget knows that whenever anyone thinks of him, they automatically think of Barney the Dinosaur being bent over the back of a sofa while Bob Saget plows him hard from behind. In an attempt to counter this obviously logical conclusion, he goes out of his way to make himself seem hip and cool and adult.
But in truth, it comes across as nothing more than a lame and shallow attempt to seem edgier than he really is. He comes nowhere near those that naturally enjoy talking about dripping feces and midgets.