The Beginning of John Harder of Bars


I have begun writing the first John Harder of Bars story, which will be the first in a line of many.  Prepare yourselves.


Christmas Cookies E-Book


What’s this?  Can it be?  Holy crap, it is!  It’s a new e-book short story, Christmas Cookies.

From the twisted and slightly dirty mind of Alexander R. Pennington comes a short Christmas tale.  Christmas is coming and there’s been an accident at the elf factory.  On the bright side, there’s also a new cookie recipe!  Rejoice!  All Santa needs now is some milk.  It helps with his magic frosting.

Download it free in a variety of e-book formats here.