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(Frodo, Sam, and Gollum are in a mountain pass, bedding down for the night)
G: Give me the ring! I wants it!
F: No! Never!
(Gollum drags his finger up and down his chest)
G: Drop your pants and let me show you how much I wants it.
(Everyone beds down and goes to sleep, except Gollum isn’t really asleep)
G: Stupid hobbits! Going to sleep with me here. Now I can gets the ring!
(Gollum sneaks over to Frodo and takes the ring from him)
G: It’s mine!
(Frodo and Sam sit up at the same time)
(Frodo and Sam sing in unison)
F & S: The ring! The ring! Who’s got the ring!
(Gollum shoves the ring up his butt)
(Gollum farts and a column of flame shoots out of his butt, then he runs off-screen)